The Best Bish

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
maybeiamfireproof
lgbtqpjo

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

thehumorousace

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

thesoftgrape

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

poonpie

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

karajames

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robotbisexual

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

bye-onara

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders
Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

catf8sh

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender
Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

livebloggingmydescentintomadness

men: I identify as male.

Men: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

anonymouscatperson

atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion

Atheists: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)

phil-of-the-phuture

nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries

Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?

maneth985

this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

spottytonguedog

This post is perfection across the board.

lilkittynellie

feminist: I believe in equality for everything between the sexes

Feminist™: ALL MEN ARE ASSHOLES AND SHOULD DIE! WE DONT NEED ANY OF THEM ANYWAYS AND THEY NEVER DO ANYTHING GOOD FOR US!!

seereethepagan

Christian: I believe in God and his son Jesus

Christian™: We must Obey Bible In Everything and Take It Literally and if you don’t do it you’re Going To Hell! I’m praying for you to find God and have your sins Forgiven! Other religions are from Satan and So Is Atheism!

hufflepuff-headcanons
hufflepuff-headcanons

190. Hufflepuffs are some of the most accepting, sweet people, but they easily get annoyed. Like, because they have such great work ethics, when people don’t try they get so agitated. They don’t mind helping people with homework or whatever, but they hate it when people ask them to explain something the teacher literally just explained. They don’t care if you can’t understand something and will do their best to explain it in a way you understand, but if you don’t try their patience gets very short

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turntechfuckboi

pros and cons of hufflepuff house

pros:

  • the best damn friend you could ever ask for
  • hard working as hell and will get the job done
  • open minded and caring, and willing to prove it
  • they give people the benefit of the doubt and care first, but if you prove to be a dick they will turn on you so fast
  • sass queens
  • the best at researching problems and solving them logically
  • the most respectful kids you could meet 

cons:

  • too willing to give second chances
  • grudges that last for a thousand years if you cross their friends
  • self sacrificing
  • big on the “don’t fight hate with hate” movement 
  • they’re really hard working so if they set their minds to something they might end up running themselves and others to the ground because of their goals
  • stubborn and opinionated, even if they’re open minded no one will talk the out of their beliefs 
  • least likely out of the houses to understand why someone might want to break ties with others

other houses: (x) (x) (x)